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La Vaca Saturno Saturnita Hoodie
US$44.99
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Farm girl. Galactic problem.
Brushed cotton-poly fleece in a roomy unisex fit, with La Vaca Saturno Saturnita printed on the front. A double-lined hood, a matching drawcord and one deep pouch pocket. Curved horns, dusty banded rings, and two very real feet planted underneath, each with a metal band round the ankle.
Style
Free shippingPrinted in the USA · Estimated delivery to United States: Oct 30–Nov 3
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Original artworkDrawn by us. Never stock art.
Premium qualityCotton-poly fleece made to last
Made to orderLess waste. More brainrot.
Join the chaosWear the brainrot.
Product details
- 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester, 279 gsmBrushed soft inside
- Unisex classic fitRoomy, with a lined hood
- DTF printSharp full colour, soft flexible finish
Product type: Classic Unisex Pullover Hoodie
Base garment: Gildan® 18500
Product ID: BRU-LVS-HD-001
Brand: Brainrot Up
Size guide
| Size | Widthin / cm | Lengthin / cm | Sleevein / cm |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 / 50.8 | 27 / 68.6 | 33.5 / 85.1 |
| M | 22 / 55.9 | 28 / 71.1 | 34.5 / 87.6 |
| L | 24 / 61 | 29 / 73.7 | 35.5 / 90.2 |
| XL | 26 / 66 | 30 / 76.2 | 36.5 / 92.7 |
| 2XL | 28 / 71.1 | 31 / 78.7 | 37.5 / 95.3 |
| 3XL | 30 / 76.2 | 32 / 81.3 | 38.5 / 97.8 |
Width is the chest measured flat, from side seam to side seam, the same arrow as in the drawing. Double it to compare with your own chest measurement. Sleeve is measured from the centre of the back to the cuff. Between two sizes? Take the bigger one.
Care
- Wash at 30°C / 86°FMachine wash, inside out
- Wash inside outProtects the print
- Do not bleachEver
- Tumble dry lowOr hang it up
- Do not iron the printIron around it
Meet the characterLa Vaca Saturno Saturnita
A cow the size of a planet, standing on borrowed feet.
She appeared in February 2025 and then did something unusual for this trend: nothing. She sat quietly for about two months, took off in April, and for a while after that was one of the most searched characters of all.
“Farm girl. Galactic problem.”
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